Party Cannon - Injuries Are Inevitable (2024)

“Party Cannon’s latest offering, ‘Injuries Are Inevitable,’ is a rollercoaster ride through the depths of heavy, slamming metal. Released under Unique Leader Records, this album catapults listeners into a world of sheer auditory chaos from start to finish. If you’re seeking refined melodies or intricate lyricism, you won’t find them here. Instead, Party Cannon unabashedly serves up an unapologetically heavy dose of what can only be described as ‘Party Slam.’ With this album, the band plunges even deeper into their signature style, delivering an experience that’s not just heavy, but practically pulverizing. The album’s title sets the stage perfectly, hinting at the carnage that awaits within each track. From the opening notes, it’s abundantly clear that this is not music for the faint-hearted. Party Cannon takes listeners on a wild journey through the infamous Action Park, effectively transforming soundwaves into a visceral 4D experience of adrenaline, debauchery, and pure, unadulterated chaos.”