Cygnus - LASER Mode (2022)

"May the mind be granted permission to wander aimlessly to cleave these shackles, for not I, nor you are the mind or its neurological processes, nor am I the software mode known as LASER. We have joined the photons, the light, we are the ripples of love on the crests of each gravitational wave from the Black HOLE at the center of our galaxy, and she is our loving, nurturing caretaker, our superneutral life & love maker!

her Black Luminosity,
her Incandescent Flow,
May her waves transfigure my body
From my head to my toes."
-Naomi Gladstone, (Oak Cliff Settlement, Mars), 3742 A.D - Literature from "Supenatural, or Superneutral? Scientific Rituals Volume 3" Published 3746 A.D. by Biosoft Limited Libraries

It is the year 3829 AD. Human neurobiology and its constituent functional networks shows its natural tendency to display intercommunication and co-reliance at the neurochemical level. Now, with the support of Biosoft Corporations latest technological innovations, this process can be determined at speed of quantum sub-planck-optics, faster-than-light communication with the implant of the "Laser Mode" subcranial implant. Users with the cybernetic upgrade "LASER MODE" report spiritual visions, intense lovemaking, rejuvenated psycholimbic resubstantiation, 5-dimensional eyesight, creating what the new generation are calling "The Laser Age".

But all is not to be celebrated. Spearheaded by Neuroendocrinologist Raphael Ignacio Gladstone of the Oak Cliff settlement on the planet Mars, the Laser Mode developmental project has been put on hiatus by Governmental Solar, the reigning legislative body of this Solar System. As Mobius Cube inheritor and distant relative of the space traveller Cygnus (Current uknown location) has single-handedly hacked his own LASER MODE software to attain Superneutral functions. Reports filed by the Space Intermediary Oversight Commission (Jupiter Navy) claim that this distant relative of Cygnus is (allegedly) able to shift through space and time using the instrument of his sub-psyche and the meditational apparatus of the Eastern tradition of Tibetan Buddhism. It is also said that he has a Cult of Robots living in his brain.

Until this distant relative of Cygnus has been captured by Governmental Solar, and due to the neurological implications of LASER MODE's free distribution by Biosoft TechnoFashions (Detroit Settlement, Neptune), Jupiter Navy/Medical Oversight Council has recognized an emergent variant of the ADHD virus; termed "HDADHD". Protochemical vaccines are forced upon those with the condition "HDADHD" (High Definition Attention Deficit Hyperstupid Disorder". Some are even expatriated to their home planet. Individuals who have developed the HDADHD condition are being rounded up across the solar system for their ability to cancel the effects of gravity, time & space and access all moments of reality simultaneously using the modified LASER MODE sub-psyche software implant. They are called 'Superneutrals".

The distant relative of Cygnus (Real name unknown) has arrived to rescue and the protect the rights of Superneutrals - with the help of a cult of superneutral androids. "We will cleave these shackles, one neuron at a time, one line of code at a time, one measure, one beat, one bassline. We are here to free your Grey Matter, my dude"

"IT IS IN PRECIOUS DARKNESS ONLY WHICH THE LIGHT, THE LASER CAN BE SEEN. SHOW US A BLEAK FUTURE, WE'LL SHOW YOU HOPE. KINGS AND QUEENS and NERDS OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM, SHINE BRIGHTLY! ACTIVATE LASER MODE!"
- Naomi Gladstone, exact Source Unknown, Voyager VII transmission from Enceladus City Year 3819 A.D.