Hair & Treasure - Two Fucking Tapes (2020)

Sucata Tapes, always an interesting label, has gone to a lot of trouble to package this double tape in an oversized/reclaimed cartridge-style case, shrinkwrap too - but no fucking sales notes other than one sentence about something or other we cant decipher - which is to be expected from a project that has previously released an album called 'Jive Cunny'. AYe.

Anyway, it's the work of label head Gonçalo F Cardoso and It sounds like Lynch's 'Inland Empire' playing in your head at half speed with an alternate version of Blue Jam's 'Shit your leg off' sketch playing quietly beneath. It's ace, Anyway, here are those sales notes in all their glory:

“A clumsy wife with a tricky nose wants to feel deserving of her husband and a former male beauty pageant winner wants his out-of-place arm implants revised or removed. Rating 6.2″